Thursday, February 3, 2011

She's Here!

M Kay. After being up all night with contractions and being put down by Nazi Bitch Nurse on the phone, at 1:03 pm we became parents to Abigail Lynn. Weighing in at 7 lbs 7 oz, 19 in long with HAIR! Emma didn't have hair. She had a mullet. Reminiscent of The Vandals song "I've got an Ape Drape"... Abby is LOUD. And has a birth mark between her eyes resembling an inverted hand... aka strawberry patch. Morphine is itchy and spinal has started to wear off... owwwwch. Can you tell i had contractions all night and slept only 2 hours plus am drugged up??? Can ya? Can ya?...okay. Time to go. Getting more drugs to cut the barfy feeling and the pain...
To be continued.
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Wednesday, February 2, 2011

T-Minus 21.5 Hours

In 21.5 hours, we'll be parents again! And I have to stop eating AND drinking ANYTHING after midnight... Do they realize that's 12 HOURS of NOTHING?
Evil. Simply evil.
But what the medical personnel don't realize is I used to work in the field scheduling peeps that had to fast... in reality, I can get away with beginning my fasting at 3 am.
And after giving it some serious thought, I'm gonna blog RIGHT after... Call it an experiment in blogging, AKA drunk on morphine and an epidural blogging. From my phone. It should be interesting to say the least.
I may even add a video. Maybe.
FYI, Hell froze over. Literally.
It was -19* yesterday. In Oklahoma.
Guess what it's supposed to be next Thursday?
Stupid weather.
Plus we had 3-4' snow drifts. This was all enough to shut down the entire state. For two days.
We went shopping today and laughed at the poor saps that were stuck in the snow. And yelled at the ones tail-gating. They really don't know how to drive out here. Really don't. *Sigh*
Moving on...
Did I mention Abigail will be here around 12:30 pm tomorrow???? Did I??? *Doing the happy dance*